Uncle Bunkle world · Minecraft 26.3
Chaos Tools
Nine custom items (eight tools and one magic bottle): what each one does, how to use it, and how to craft it. Every recipe is in your recipe book automatically.
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Chaos Stick
- Stick · 500 uses
- Does no damage itself
- 20 modes
- Reach: 64 blocks
Pick a silly power, then bop a mob or a friend from far away. Shrink them, grow them, yeet them!
One stick, twenty effects. Pick a mode, then left-click whatever you aim at, up to 64 blocks away. It does no damage itself and works on anyone, even players in Creative.
How to use it
- Right-click
- Open the mode menu
- Left-click
- Apply the current mode to the first creature you aim at (64 blocks)
Careful: Some modes are rough: Anvil drops an anvil on them, Hot Potato sets them alight and Yeet blasts them straight up like a pile of TNT.
Keep it working
Durability: 500 uses, 1 per use · 5 per minion summoned.
Repair: sneak holding it with Amethyst Shards in your off-hand. Each Amethyst Shard restores 2%, so a full repair takes 50.
Give yourself one (players with commands):
/function sticks:give_stickCrafting table
Recipe for Chaos Stick. Top row: Ghast Tear, Diamond Block, Ghast Tear. Middle row: Diamond Block, Totem of Undying, Diamond Block. Bottom row: Ghast Tear, Stick, Ghast Tear.
The 20 modes
- ShrinkEach hit shrinks them more, down to 10%. Wears off 10 seconds after the last hit.
- GrowEach hit grows them more, up to 16×. Wears off 10 seconds after the last hit.
- LaunchPushes them 5 blocks along your aim.
- Whack-a-MoleSinks them 1 block into the ground.
- YeetBlasts them straight up like a pile of TNT.
- SwapYou trade places.
- SpinTurns them to a random direction.
- MoonLow gravity for 10 seconds.
- BobbleheadSlow but super jumpy for 10 seconds.
- SqueakyGoat scream.
- ChickenStacks a chicken on their head.
- AnvilDrops an anvil on them.
- CobwebTraps them in cobwebs for 2 seconds.
- Hot PotatoSets them alight and hands over a baked potato.
- ButterfingersThey drop what they're holding.
- Mob SwapTurns a mob into a random farm animal.
- DiscoFireworks overhead and a glow.
- NametagGives a mob a silly name.
- FreezeCan't move or jump for 3 seconds.
- MinionSummon and command minions (below).
Minion mode
- Sneak + right-click
- Summon a minion where you aim (10 each)
- Left-click a mob
- All your minions attack it
- Left-click a player
- Minions take out that player's minions first, then the player
- Left-click a block
- Minions walk there
- Sneak + left-click your minion
- Remove it
- Menu: Minions farm ON/OFF
- Idle minions also hunt adult farm animals
Knee-high zombified piglins in black-and-gold armor with Looting III swords. They never turn on their master, defend every player from mobs, hunt hostile mobs and endermen when idle, and carry dropped items back to you. A minion more than 200 blocks from its master is removed.
Mining Laser
- Breeze Rod · 10,000 uses
- Breaks blocks
- Hurts mobs
- Never hurts players
- Reach: 512 blocks
Hold the button to shoot a red laser that digs through blocks super fast.
Hold right-click for a red beam that breaks the first solid block you aim at, one per tick, up to 512 blocks away.
How to use it
- Hold right-click
- Fire the beam; you can still walk and sprint
Good to know
- The beam stays clear for the first 3 blocks so you can see where you aim; a spark marks what it's hitting.
- Drops go straight into your inventory (what a netherite pickaxe would get); overflow lands at your feet.
- Passes through water and plants; evaporates any lava it crosses.
- Falling gravel turns to flint and falling sand to glass.
- Mobs in the beam take 1.5 hearts every tick, with no knockback, and anything it kills drops straight into your inventory. Players are never hurt.
- Never breaks bedrock, barriers, portals or command blocks.
Careful: It breaks every solid block it hits, one per tick, up to 512 blocks away. Look before you fire near a house.
Keep it working
Durability: 10,000 uses, 1 per tick of beam (about 8 minutes of firing).
Repair: sneak holding it with Redstone Blocks in your off-hand. Each Redstone Block restores 2%, so a full repair takes 50.
Give yourself one (players with commands):
/function sticks:give_laserCrafting table
Recipe for Mining Laser. Top row: Netherite Scrap, Redstone Block, Netherite Scrap. Middle row: Redstone Block, Heart of the Sea, Redstone Block. Bottom row: Netherite Scrap, Breeze Rod, Netherite Scrap.
Omega Pig Blaster 9000
- Blaze Rod · 1,000 uses
- Hurts: 5 hearts a hit
- Splash hurts players and pets
- Never breaks blocks
- 10 pigs a second
Shoots flying pigs that go BOOM. Great for fighting mobs, but the boom hurts friends and pets too.
Hold right-click to fire flying, exploding pigs, 10 per second, straight along your aim.
How to use it
- Hold right-click
- Fire pigs
Good to know
- Direct hit: 5 hearts. Splash: 4 hearts within 3.5 blocks, and the splash hurts players and their pets too.
- No invincibility window, so every pig lands in full.
- Never breaks blocks or starts fires.
- Endermen caught in a blast die in one shot.
- Looting V: kills count as yours if you're still holding it when the pig lands.
Careful: Each pig explodes: 5 hearts on a direct hit, 4 hearts of splash within 3.5 blocks. The splash hits players and pets as well as mobs, so keep friends out of the way.
Keep it working
Durability: 1,000 uses, 1 per pig (about 100 seconds of fire).
Repair: sneak holding it with Blaze Rods in your off-hand. Each Blaze Rod restores 4%, so a full repair takes 25.
Give yourself one (players with commands):
/function sticks:give_wandCrafting table
Recipe for Omega Pig Blaster 9000. Top row: Gold Block, Cooked Porkchop, Gold Block. Middle row: Cooked Porkchop, Creeper Head, Cooked Porkchop. Bottom row: Gold Block, Blaze Rod, Gold Block.
Construction Stick
- Stick · 1,500 uses
- 4 modes
- Miner breaks blocks
- Miner reach: 100 blocks
Builds bridges and stairs for you, digs big holes, or pulls out a whole vein of ore at once.
Four building and mining modes in one stick. The current mode shows above your hotbar.
How to use it
- Sneak + right-click
- Choose a mode
- Hold right-click
- Build or mine
Modes
- Bridge
- 3-wide cobblestone bridge straight ahead, railings on both sides, torches every 5 blocks.
- Stairs
- Railed cobblestone staircase. Look level or up to climb; look down past about 20° to descend.
- Miner
- Breaks a 3×3×3 cube where you aim, up to 100 blocks away, 10 times a second.
- Vein
- Aim at an ore (up to 100 blocks) and the whole connected vein of that ore comes out, up to 64 blocks. Deepslate variants and diagonal touches count; other blocks are left alone.
Good to know
- Bridge and Stairs only fill air, water and lava, and snap to the nearest compass direction.
- Miner and Vein drops go straight into your inventory; overflow lands at your feet.
Keep it working
Durability: 1,500 uses, 1 per bridge or stair slice · 1 per Miner blast or vein.
Repair: sneak holding it with Iron Ingots in your off-hand. Each Iron Ingot restores 2%, so a full repair takes 50.
Give yourself one (players with commands):
/function sticks:give_bridgeCrafting table
Recipe for Construction Stick. Top row: Iron Block, Piston, Iron Block. Middle row: Piston, Diamond Pickaxe, Piston. Bottom row: Iron Block, Stick, Iron Block.
Timber Stick
- Stick · 300 uses
- Whole tree at once
- Reach: 512 blocks
Click a tree and the whole tree falls down.
Right-click any part of a tree, up to 512 blocks away, and the whole thing comes down with normal drops.
How to use it
- Right-click
- Fell the tree you're aiming at
Good to know
- Works on every tree: Overworld, huge Nether fungi, giant mushrooms and chorus plants.
- Drops go straight into your inventory; overflow lands at your feet.
- Leaves spread at most 8 blocks sideways from your click; trunks 12.
- Never touches player-placed leaves.
Keep it working
Durability: 300 uses, 1 per tree.
Repair: sneak holding it with Emeralds in your off-hand. Each Emerald restores 4%, so a full repair takes 25.
Give yourself one (players with commands):
/function sticks:give_treeCrafting table
Recipe for Timber Stick. Top row: Any Log, Emerald, Any Log. Middle row: Emerald, Netherite Axe, Emerald. Bottom row: Any Log, Stick, Any Log.
Rod of Harmony
- Echo Shard · 2,000 uses
- No fall damage on landing
- Reach: 512 blocks
Point where you want to go, click, and zap: you are there.
Right-click to teleport to the spot you're aiming at, up to 512 blocks away.
How to use it
- Right-click
- Teleport (half-second cooldown)
Good to know
- Aim at the ground to land on top of it, or at a wall to land in front of it.
- Resets fall damage on arrival.
- One Ender Juice in your off-hand repairs it fully (see Ender Juice).
Keep it working
Durability: 2,000 uses, 1 per 2 blocks teleported (about 4,000 blocks).
Repair: sneak holding it with Ender Pearls in your off-hand. Each Ender Pearl restores 2%, so a full repair takes 50.
Give yourself one (players with commands):
/function sticks:give_rodCrafting table
Recipe for Rod of Harmony. Top row: Shulker Shell, Eye of Ender, Shulker Shell. Middle row: Eye of Ender, Echo Shard, Eye of Ender. Bottom row: Shulker Shell, End Rod, Shulker Shell.
Gravity Gun
- Blaze Powder · Unbreakable
- Throws can hurt
- Grabs players too
- Never breaks
Pick up mobs, friends and blocks, then throw them!
Grab creatures, players, items and blocks and fling them. Whatever you hold keeps the speed of your swing when you let go.
How to use it
- Right-click
- Grab (24 blocks) / let go
- Left-click
- Launch what you hold, or punt something close
Good to know
- Fast throws damage whatever they fly through, and slamming into a wall hurts based on speed.
- Grabbed blocks land as blocks. Chests and other blocks that store items can't be grabbed.
- Thrown players ride an invisible carrier and can bail out by sneaking.
Careful: Fast throws hurt, and wall slams hurt more the faster they go. A thrown player can sneak to bail out.
Keep it working
Durability: unbreakable.
Give yourself one (players with commands):
/function sticks:give_gravCrafting table
Recipe for Gravity Gun. Top row: Netherite Scrap, Gold Block, Netherite Scrap. Middle row: Gold Block, Heavy Core, Gold Block. Bottom row: Netherite Scrap, Blaze Rod, Netherite Scrap.
Sonic Boots
- Leather Boots · Unbreakable
- 75% faster
- Netherite-level protection
- Never break
Put them on to run super fast.
Red boots with netherite-level protection that make you 75% faster while worn. Sprinting and Speed potions stack on top.
Keep it working
Durability: unbreakable.
Give yourself one (players with commands):
/function sticks:give_bootsCrafting table
Recipe for Sonic Boots. Top row: Rabbit's Foot, Phantom Membrane, Rabbit's Foot. Middle row: Redstone Block, Emerald Block, Redstone Block. Bottom row: Rabbit's Foot, Netherite Boots, Rabbit's Foot.
Ender Juice
- Stacks to 64
- Fully repairs the Rod of Harmony
- Not crafted: pressed
A purple bottle made from lots of ender pearls. It fixes the Rod of Harmony all the way.
Concentrated ender pearls. One Ender Juice fully repairs a Rod of Harmony, so an enderman farm finally pays off.
How to use it
- Make it
- Carry 144 ender pearls (9 full stacks of 16), hold a glass bottle in your off-hand and sneak. The pearls and bottle become one Ender Juice, one per second while you keep sneaking. Short on pearls? It tells you how many you have.
- Use it
- Hold the Rod of Harmony, put Ender Juice in your off-hand and sneak.
Note: Ender Juice cannot be drunk or thrown; it only repairs the rod.
Give yourself one (players with commands):
/function sticks:give_juiceMaking it
144 Ender Pearls in your inventory, plus a Glass Bottle in your off-hand, make one Ender Juice.
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For grown-ups
Cheat sheet
Every number on one screen. Repair: hold the tool, put the material in your off-hand, sneak.
| Item | Base item | Uses | Wear | Repair with | Each | Full repair | Reach |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chaos Stick | Stick | 500 | 1 per use, 5 per minion | Amethyst Shard | 2% | 50 | 64 blocks |
| Mining Laser | Breeze Rod | 10,000 | 1 per tick of beam | Redstone Block | 2% | 50 | 512 blocks |
| Omega Pig Blaster 9000 | Blaze Rod | 1,000 | 1 per pig | Blaze Rod | 4% | 25 | — |
| Construction Stick | Stick | 1,500 | 1 per slice or blast | Iron Ingot | 2% | 50 | Miner: 100 blocks |
| Timber Stick | Stick | 300 | 1 per tree | Emerald | 4% | 25 | 512 blocks |
| Rod of Harmony | Echo Shard | 2,000 | 1 per 2 blocks | Ender Pearl, or 1 Ender Juice | 2% | 50 | 512 blocks |
| Gravity Gun | Blaze Powder | Unbreakable | — | — | — | — | Grab: 24 blocks |
| Sonic Boots | Leather Boots | Unbreakable | — | — | — | — | — |
For players with commands
Commands
Type these in chat. They only work for players who are allowed to use commands. Tap Copy, then paste into Minecraft chat.
Get every tool
All eight tools, laid out in hotbar slots 1 to 8.
/function chaos:inventoryFill your inventory Creative only
Hold an item, then run this: every empty inventory slot gets a full stack of it. Handy for the 144 ender pearls that Ender Juice needs.
/function chaos:fillProtection off
Dropped tools stay on the ground like normal items.
/function chaos:protection_offProtection on
Dropped tools fly back to their owner. This is on by default.
/function chaos:protection_onGive yourself one item
Each item also has its own command. The names inside the pack are older than the item names, so check the picture.
Chaos Stick
/function sticks:give_stickMining Laser
/function sticks:give_laserOmega Pig Blaster 9000
/function sticks:give_wandConstruction Stick
/function sticks:give_bridgeTimber Stick
/function sticks:give_treeRod of Harmony
/function sticks:give_rodGravity Gun
/function sticks:give_gravSonic Boots
/function sticks:give_bootsEnder Juice
/function sticks:give_juice